Lupita Nyong’o at the Miu Miu Fashion Show - Paris Fashion Week (March 5, 2014)
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
you are the dancing queen
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES